Mallorca training camp

One week to go and the excitement and fear is rising. Gary 'the blob' Smith has lost a few kilo's and is causing a ripple in the peloton with his new-found climbing skills!

There will be a lot of emotionally crippled people on the hills of Mallorca when they get 'blobbed' in style by the blobmeister.

The man in the picture 'Luciano', has never recovered from being blobbed on the climb to Valledemossa.

Blobbed.. definition please..